Have you ever randomly typed your name into an internet search engine and seen what comes up?  I typed in my name, Bart Allen Milesaus the Third, onto google and came up with a lot of strange results.  There is a Bart Allen Milesaus III who works as a personal injury attorney in Miami.  He’s apparently forty-three years old and is the best person to contact in southern Florida if a car hits you or a safe falls out of the sky down on top of you.  What other than a personal injury attorney in Miami?  Well, there’s someone with my name that works as a male stripper in Atlanta.  He headlines a different club every night of the week and I’m afraid to look at the pictures.  Someone else with my name was named Wal-Mart’s employee of the month in Portland, Washington and they wished him well on his two-week vacation to Sonoma, California in the middle of wine country.  Then there’s the guy who has a political blog that claims there’s a vast left wing conspiracy holding liberal republicans down, but they’ll still win the next string of elections.  At least all these people are pretty interesting if nothing else.